Me: Don't tell me you never had a crush in school or college man!?
After a brief pause, the crackpot Mr. Sarcastic Dickens (SD) goes:
Mr.SD: Of course I had a crush.On my school teacher...
Me: No that is not counted...
Mr.SD: ...but he rejected me.
:-D
-Courtesy Suman Kumar (www.sumankumar.com)
